Me: I like that
Me: *looks at price tag*
Me: I don't like that anymore
burgrs: how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u
amoying: *blinks rapidly and uses my eyelashes as propellers to fly the fuck away from you*
That awkward moment when the teacher is telling...
sodamnrelatable: “Tell us more about it Teacher, it’s so fucking interesting”
When you see delicious food on the table but...
sodamnrelatable: Me basically.
friend: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)
person: do u want to hang out
me: i have to ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask her*
me: she said no
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
rnackenzie: spoiler alert: lord of the flies isnt about flies